From the Desk of the Dictator:

Welcome back from your weekend everyone.

If you are a major evil organization, you probably should not name your legitimate subsidiaries after your core criminal enterprise.

Of course, this is coming from the man behind Cold Slither, so what else should we expect?

Maybe I am wrong, and we should be selling Technefarious brand toasters (For Your Evil Toast Needs) and Microwaves (Superheat Water Molecules Just Like The Bad Guys!).

Have a good week everyone. And remember, the world is already ours – it just doesn’t recognize our branding.

Your Leader,

Dr. Photius Callaway

The Killing Man